some stupid white trash delivery customer screamed at me tonight for a whole 5 minutes. i wish i could say i shrugged it off and it didn't blow my night, but it did. argh. time to drink.

relax, the Brand New Britt Blog is coming....i'm too fussy as of now. but i think i'll unveil the Old School Gallery tomorrow....so be sure to get all excited (or at least fake it) for that. that is, of course, if they don't call me into work. construction at the Pekin Mall (pardon me, East Court Village) has reached a new low, they are making SO MUCH NOISE it's not even funny. no, for real, it isn't. it sounded like a damn haunted house in the one area they're working on (hence, it is closed in). yea, i was scared. i'm such a wuss. i can't believe i haven't heard this cd since junior college (translation: eons ago)....but damn, it a good one. i have too many cds...wait...no, i did not say that....next post i give you
A Collaborative List of Customers From Waldenbooks...

i think i'm addicted to chicken patties...

i'm offically sick of this blog. so expect a big change, including a new name too. it all came to me last night while on Route 98. i suggest if you can't find your Muse, go to Route 98 in central Illinois..any stretch will probably do....i'm not picky. other than that, i'm fine, thank you for asking....oh, and i want to welcome a new member to the family of Britt-Inspired-Weblogs (yea yea, let me dream please), my other fun co-worker at waldenbooks, kim. as a rule, i really only 120% enjoy working with two people at waldenbooks, nikki and kim. (see how i just linked her twice..ah HAHA), and they respectively put up with my shit and don't beat me up. (cause i know nikki is itching to) other than that, i have to CLOSE with teh Evil Karen tonight, so that's no good..that'll make 5:30-9:30 seem like 5:30-11:30 the NEXT NIGHT. argh. i say "argh" entirely too much. i also say "i'll bet you 5 bucks" too much as well. and please note, i really don't have 5 bucks to bet with usually. oh well...i'm off, go do something nice for your mom why don't you?

heh...i've forgotten how funny "That 70s Show" can be...

Michael: No man, chicks dig that stuff. I mean, like Leia, right? She acted like she was mad at Han, but I can tell she liked him.
Steven: Kelso, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke! I mean, she kissed him on that bridge, right?
Michael: [gasps] Just for luck!

this is funny shit....and yet so true. bill, #2 and #4 ring true for you...diana, you can attest to #s 42, 57, 78, 82. as for me, i can certainly relate to #s 28, 40, 82, 74...and ESPECIALLY #12

"you made it TOO STRONG!"
my response: "ok fine jackass, next time you ask for a jack and coke..WHAT??! i'm sorry, i just heard COKE"

thanks again roland, for supplying me yet again with linkage.

Old School Gallery coming soon..

oh great, i have found another thing to emcompass my time.....for real, i was the BIGGEST arcade junkie. ask anyone that worked or was present at the pekin mall 1982-1989.

crap...another day off...what will i do? it's a good thing i'm stinking rich. ha..HAHA. right...anyway, i digress. i haven't written a really good (ie - pulitzer prize winning) post in long while..and i'm sorry. i've let you, the Brittphiles down. i did do some cleaning up in my random facts area, so if you're really bored, go check that out. i may get some more galleries up this week too. all it is is the stuff from homestead getting transfered over here, so don't think i'm spending oodles of time doing all this. once i get going on one gallery, it's really easy to zip through 6 more. i just need to get all that stuff over here before my homestead site is bye bye. and since i barely work this week (no kidding right), why the hell not. i was supposed to go springfield wednesday..well, here's how it went (that's right, i'm telling you the story so i can fill up space and have some kind of excuse for a post), sandi (my boss) was talking to lisa (springfield's manager) on the phone..and sandi asks me "could you go down there wed or thurs?" i reply thurs cause it's true. she does a little more talky talky with lisa and hangs up. so after 2 seconds i say to sandi "umm..sandi, if they really need me wed, i COULD swing that" (being that tues is the only day i really CAN'T get off at pepperoni's). so she's all back on the phone trying to call lisa. she finally does. lisa says "thanks but no thanks" (as well as other complimentary assorted things about my goofy pants and crazy multi-colored hair)...cause they need to watch their hours. wtf? why did i just get wednesday off then? sheesh. oh well...sandi told me to call joe back so i could still work, but whatever, that doesn't concern me much. plus, they may change their damn mind again and need to me to come. silly s-town.

anyhow, on this day off...besides downloading the wonders of music video..actually, that's all i had. i could do the galleries, but as for the family one, i'd like to update that, i only had a handful of family pictures on homestead, and i'm shootin to put up a lot more. yea, so if you don't like my family, too damn bad, you WILL. we're a very photogenic family *.


* britt not included

i had the time zone in blogback all fucked up, i had to set to somewhere in england...instead of central standard time. and we all know that central is the only time zone that counts...:)

my day off...and what do i do?? absolutely nothing. which is the basic reasoning behind a day off in my opinion. i started on some galleries early, then went off to my evaluation at waldenbooks...which went ok, i got a 30 cent raise. woo...i'm making the big ones now. if i worked 40 hours...maybe that'd be true. then i came home and listened to green day drank wine and made galleries. that's right, it was relaxing. so since i worked my little tail off, go check them out (all the new ones have the yellow new tag after them..duh.) and please include feedback either via comment system or drop me a line.

i just relaized that i work 10-10 today. wooo hoo! wait, it's 10-4 at waldenbooks (with evil Karen...which means it's more like a 10-8 shift), and 4-10 at pepperonis'...in which everyone in town will get a delivery, so i can be rich!!! yesterday sort of blew, i was suppesed to close with nikki, but the little bugger insisted on inhaling the fumes from construction, and thus made her sick. so i had to close with sandi. bummer. but i scanned returns, so it went by fast. i know i know nikki, you're sorry, but don't be, i just hope you feel better (and stop inhaling). anhyhow, off i go to my two jobs, but before i leave thee for 12 hours, i have a new gallery up. well, not new necessarily; it's from Homestead (i'm transferring all my galleries over)...so if you have or have not....go check it out!!!

ok ok, since no one commented on as to what i should do with the left hand side content..so i'll just SOMETHING. ah HAHAHA...what do you think about that? i think i'll do the "current raves/recommendations" type thing...so HA. fools.


on other notes, i was informed at pepperoni's last night i have to change my hair. ie- no more coloring....i guess the green looks bad. like i care. it's my hair, not yours. and i don't care if piercing your tongue is dumb or that you'd never do that to YOUR tongue. again jackass, it's my tongue not yours...so have a nice day and shut the fuck up. no one has really said anything such as the latter. but still...it amazes me how conservative i have to be for a damn delivery driver. i'm sure they don't want the delivery driver i was back in 1998...i was in a certain state of mind 85% of the time. if you don't follow that, never mind. anyhow, the verdict is, i'm not changing my hair. i'm sorry, that's just stupid. i am going to do a show coming up, so it'll have to get washed out for that. hell, i may have to darken it for that part, i play like 35-40. anyhow, that's all for now...go download "Sonny" by New Found Glory also, it's such a sad song...if you don't cry you are INHUMAN! it's about the lead singer's grandpa dying...i'm in tears every time i hear it.

and for those of you that care...Harry Potter # 5 is due out June 21 (it could change, so don't get all happy in your pants)...and that's ALL I KNOW (and the title too), SO NO MORE HARRY POTTER QUESTIONS.........EVER.

and please someone stop the people's askings of "what's gonna happen to your store?"

i am at a blank at what to say...but i'm going to write in it anyways. when has that ever stopped me anyhow? on diana's note, jon was being the Biggest Prick Ever last night. i wanted to knock his head off, but couldn't for two reasons: #1- i'd get fired and #2- i didn't want to hurt my hand on his bony face. besides, i'm a runt, i'll leave the beating up to the masters. anyhow.....work is fine (i'm actually accumulating hours now), school is fine...oh wait, i'm not in school anymore, i graduated 2 1/2 years ago...DAMN. anyhow, i may add some stuff to this site on the left toolbar, any suggestions?? send them in. or leave them safely in my comment system. and by the way roland, i got your postcard yesterday...thank you so much!!! you're the greatest! i'll send you one soon..promise. anyhow, i think i'm about to transfer all my galleries from homestead over to here. so if you've seen them, great...be prepared to see them again. if you haven't, GO SEE THEM (when they are up that is).

and this is pretty funny:

see what happens when you complain about not working? you get bombarded with hours. but that's ok. due to the crisis in springfield (sorry nik, i wish i was there to growl at the customers employees), i have to go in today 12-4 and friday 10- undisclosed time. i still dunno why i have to go in today, sandi's not going BACK til friday. see, she had to do an audit (definition: hellish thing that managers have to do. i don't wanna know what it is or how to do it...EVER...) yesterday, but alas...springfield has become HELL, therefore, all the things-that-should-have-been-done-last-CENTURY had to be done yesterday when the Saviors From Pekin came (what is the deal...why do WE have to save them??), so the audit is pushed back til friday..which i amazingly had off and did not know, so it's not like i had time to enjoy that "hey, i have friday off...sweet bliss!!" sigh of relief. cause now i work. that's ok. we had a shitload to do yesterday...i know i know..springfield was waaaay worse...but i'll tell you, it was still chaos...considering the huge DC shipment (usually comes friday...but THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR SNOW TENNESEE!!!) that came, as well as fed ex and ups (that stuff's for me), and all the damn changes...which dominated my afternoon, plus i was working with karen, which means yes, i did do a majority of things....dammit, i coulda stayed til 5 and got it ALL done. ok, now i'm going overboard, i'm not a damn manager..and never will be..

damn, i hope that didn't bore you...don't worry, i built up some more funny funny for the blog...such as the
A Collaborative List of Characters Customers From Waldenbooks...coming soon...

argh...i have to work 9-4 today. i know i know, britt is broke, so why all the complaining? i'm working with karen (the assistant) that's why. and it's Martin Luther King Day, so we just may be as busy as a saturday. God, i hope not. we have some changes to be done too....i'm assuming they haven't been done at all yet. maybe i'll do those and karen with deal with all those pesky customers. argh..and nikki and sandi get to escape to springfield...dammit, i hope to God springfield misses me..i kind of miss them.....KINDA. not all the fuck ups and thus the fuck up scenario that was present when i was there. i miss Gloria Jeans actually. haha. oh yea (not like you'll do it), recent song download recommendation: "Forget My Name" by New Found Glory. and with that, i leave you...

last night was pretty fun, i'd recap, but for various (as well as obvious) reasons i cannot. but nikki sure did, so go on over to her site. there are an unseeming too many amount of pictures of me, but i can't help that. i guess she likes taking random horrible shots of me. i'd also like to thank her for allowing me to stay there last night and putting up with whatever i may have mumbled. so go on over there and comment...make fun of me...what have you. expect more pictures soon too, she knows how to post them on her blog. she's so damn smart...soon, she'll never need me again...except to visit her dog. lori (nikki's friend and the assistant at the peoria store) showed up too, which was super cool. there's nothing i like better than being able to get someone to go out whmight have otherwise had nothing else to do. and she had fun too, hell, she stayed longer than we did. and even though i didn't see it/don't remember shit that happened last night, lori SHOULD have won the thong contest. alex ended up showing up too..he has his car back (now he blames the accident on my fervent disdain for the Selena karaoke antics in the car result of HURLING THE COKE CAN AT HIM...haha), yay...everyone do an 'alex has his car back" dance...NOW.

since i'm so perservering, i'm going in to work for kaci today at pepperoni's...sundays make MAD money....well, they better...damn, i need coffee...and the orange/red in my hair is already gone (re: nikki's pictures), it's sorta green now...damn, i'm gonna run out of colors..

Saturday-8: "Answer Me These..."

1. What state do you live in? Are you from there? If not, where did you come from and why did you end up where you are?
i live in the state of Illinois...and yes, i'm from there, born and raised (explains a lot i'll bet...).
2. If a tree falls in the woods...
it probably hits the ground at some point.
3. What anoying habits do you have that you can't get rid of?
argh...i tend to think i'm very annoying at times...others take it as humor, but again, it IS who i am, so i guess i can't change it..
4. What ever happened to the popular kids at your old school?
my friends of i have a saying (it's not brilliant, but nonetheless, usually rings true): "Everyone from Pekin High Class of 1995 is either dead, pregnant, or gay."
5. If you yearn to live somewhere else, where would that place be? What's so appealing about it?
probably Chicago, cause i love the pace of a big city, plus i can get around up there pretty well (and talk like them).
6. If you were given an opportunity to fly to the moon.. would you? Why or why not?
most likely, if it was free, i don't really have $8 million to shell out to go to some rock.
7. Do you know the name of the smallest country? What is it?
Vatican City...duh.
8. If you had 9 eggs and Pat had 27 what would you say?
"pat, why do we have so many eggs?"

for the record, i delivered soup tonight.

The Friday Five

1. Where do you currently work?
i work at Pepperoni's and Waldenbooks.
2. How many other jobs have you had and where?
sheesh...i've had like 5 or 6 i think...oh, now you wanna know all about them. ok..my first job was Dunkin' Donuts when i was 16, then i went on to bigger and better things such as Monical's Pizza (for 6 years), the Spirit of Peoria, catering for G and G Packett (also associated with the Spirit..blah blah), Capen Cinema at ISU, and umm...i detassled too...that SUCKED.
3. What do you like best about your job?
i'm gonna go with currently cause there's way too damn many to root through. i absolutely adore MOST the people i work with at both pepperoni's and waldenbooks (you guys know who you are), they actually make it 130% more fun...and i like the exciting escapades of Delivery day by day...it's true, i DO love to drive..a.nd think of all the freedom i get...plus kick ass tips at times. and i like waldenbooks when i don't have stupid people...honestly, i LIKE waiting on you when you're pleasant and i can FIND your damn book. (oh, and the 33% off rules too).
4. What do you like least about your job?
stupid corporate crap from waldenbooks (ie - the preferred reader card), and stupid fascist crap from pepperoni's (ie- "don't dye your hair or wear goofy pants britt"...but i do anyways..) and sometimes certain co-workers suck (none that read this)
5. What is your dream job?
actress...duh.

my fun filled spam

To: duley95ATyahoo.com
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 06:42:00 -0800
From: "BuddyPrint" | This is not Spam | Add to Address Book
Subject: You may dance after seeing our prices.

i seriously doubt it guys........

and for those of you who love animals...and me too...here's some pictures bill took yesterday of phoebe and i.








i think i was having a deep soulful conversation and not noticing the little doggy behind me.....or not.










awww..aren't we cute? vote now for the cuter one...aww dammit, don't..i'll surely lose.










me, phoebe and barb...isn't phoebe's jacket nicer than most humans?










ok bill...i'm sick of smiling










i have no clue why i appear so drunk in this one....neither does phoebe...

i hate my computer, it blanked out on me in the MIDST of a LONG ASS POST. ahhh...it was pry too much information anyhow..

anyhow, yesterday since i was dead ass broke, i decided to kidnap nikki's dog, phoebe. i took her all around P-Town...oh ok, to bill and barb's, my parent's (they LOVED her), and to the "mall" (and i use that term loosely) to see her mom. we were gonna go to applebee's too (sans phoebe of course), but nikki was feeling ill (it's that damn ass smelly yogurt she eats) and bill and barb were pumped for a chicago style pizza and dvds. i finally got to see ALL of The Salton Sea and then Fear Dot Com. now i'm off to see my niece kick ass at volleyball over at Broadmoor.

10 Ways To Get Your Ass Fired From Pepperoni's

1. when serving an overweight person, end every sentence with "lardass."
(note: if anyone actually takes offense to this, shut the hell up, you obviously don't know me)
2. pick up customer's babies and take them with you to each table you serve.
3. show them your new piercing (and i'm not referring to your ears).
4. constantly scratch yourself (with your ink pen) and remark "damn crabs..."
5. refer to yourself in the plural (ie -"what can WE get you today?")
6. fart and blame it on your customer.
7. demand the entire dining room say the pledge of allegience every 10 minutes.
8. flirt with children.....BAD.
9. tell customers that you're out of everything.
10. sample their food, or have a shot with them (whether or not they are actually having a shot).


go to diana's blog to experience the SEQUEL....
10 MORE Ways To Get Your Ass Fired From Pepperoni's

damn, i'm so broke. have i ever blogged about this before?? i think so....AND YET NO ONE HAS SENT IN MONEY!! bad britphiles bad...anyhow, i have an ebay bid to pay off and some dvds i got (through columbia house like a week ago....it's just crap luck they came this week). if you wanna know what dvds, IM me...i'm too lazy to post them. but the BIG one (i'm boring you folks, i apologize) is my insurance (roughly $140) due on wednesday...hey guess what?? i'm gonna have to make it friday!! hopeully my pepperoni's check won't be too pathetically small. and on that note, my hours since hath dwindled there. i'm currently working two days this week. bummer. but if this keeps up, i'll just work more at waldenbooks. dammit, i need a real job...anyone wanna hire an Ultra Smartass?(and i'll need benefits on that job too...)

i just found out that my uncle jerry used to sit next to maurice gibb in AA meetings while he lived in South Miami...and informs me he was "extremely nice and always wore a black shirt and a black hat"

damn, you never know..

i currently have $10 to my sad, pathetic name and am about blow a little over half (that's $5.50) to go see a movie. but it's for a good cause; it IS a movie. i saw Gangs again last night cause kim hadn't and it's a good flick to see over and over. anyhow, if anyone wants to contribute to my beer fund...i can drink as much as i want now, the 2-week-piercing-no-beer period has lapsed...let me know, or else stop by with beer. muchas gracious.

since it's been two weeks, i tacked some hardcore food. that's right, wings. it didn't work out at all...that bummed me out.

UPDATES: added a few links, got rid of one (sorry stace, you never blog)...i have a damn cold, but you can hardly tell thanks to my allergies..woo hoo! and i need to dye my hair again, any color suggestions? send them in!

i was browsing through Classmates.com and DAMN.. a lot of people from Pekin High 1995 are on there, but get this, to see their little info-profile-what-i've-been-up-to, you have to make one of your own. sheesh...go now i got this gay ass one. and they don't give you hardly ANY info on where everyone is now...not that i care too fabulously much, but still, i'm sorta interested. argh...they should call it Crapmates.

oh yea..and GO SIGN THIS...JUST DO IT!

Part Three:

i just paid off the last of my ER bill...GOD! that feels GOOD!!! so good i think i'll go bowling.

Part Two:

CDs received in the mail today:

          

when the hell will i ever find time to listen to all these??? oh that's right...i'm off the next few days...and damn, i'm broke..why am i OFF???

Part One:

now that i've experienced the evening shift at Waldenbooks (i haven't worked once since circa 1998 in Normal), the list making that is so well loved on this blog continues...(hell nikki was on her break for hours..so i had all the freaks to wait on):

- stupid questions have sunk to a new low. they actually give me quotes from the damn book. and this lady (the one quoting) that i've penned TMI Lady told me WAAAY too much about her past and then proceeded to break into tears. i came close as well..dammit...it's not that i don't care; it's just that Random Retail Girl is not the one to onload this on.
- why is it my "have a nice night" salutation to customers sounds so much like "get the hell out of my store!" in my head?
- i think the customers move the bargain books ever so slightly out of their spot just to piss me off.
- don't ask your mom to ask me the price of something..ask me yourself you pussy..

just in case you were wondering, i don't do resolutions, that way i can't break them. i do remember that in 98 i resloved to get my tongue pierced in 99...hehe..that's funny..what kind of resolution is THAT? well..one i finally fullfilled. but anyhow, just for you people (and me too i guess, so i can use it as a checklist), here are SOME things i guess britt could do for 2003:

- be nice to the common idiot...i know people suck, but i get awfully riled up sometimes
- read more. dear god, you're talking about someone who wanted to read so bad i taught myself how when i was 4...and was reading 3-4 books a week...and was in advanced lit (that just caused kids to make fun of me more, so bah)..and now i barely pick up a book (sorry Waldenbooks)
- get a good job...you know, one that pays me well for all my forms of entertainment vices and includes benefits...maybe Waldenbooks (that i actually enjoy now) has an opening for "smartass-to-customers-computer-geek-comic-relief"
- go to more concerts (works well if the above is met)
- see at least two more states. Washington and Colorado, you're next on my list

not only is the indy gallery up, but also the long-awaited pictures of The Temp. (the production i did last fall you fools!). i guess having cyn around inspired me to be more of a gallery whore. damn, i miss cyn already..i hope you get home safely and thanks for the good time...ps...i CAN kick her ass fellow bloggers...hehe

in other news, i spent my Suncoast gift card, and wisely at that, i would have liked to get any of the "Friends" complete seasons...but dammit, my gift card was only for $25. so i got Drop Dead Gorgeous and Minority Report...fair enough.

the NEW Indy 2003!!!! *

* all new and improved!!!

just in case you were wondering, we have recovered from that night. which i have to say, was one of the funnest nights i have ever had. and i'm being totally serious. i just saw the pictures...they're funny...when they DO get posted, i have to tell you, just because i look drunk, doesn't mean i am. i just take bad pictures.

anyhow, we saw Gangs of New York yesterday and it was really good, i don't think Scorsese can fail at much. i love him. cyn was right though, leo and cameron did lose their accents a bit. i don't know how an irish brogue is that hard to lose, but whatever..the whole scene wit the irish coming off the boat and getting breated and stuff thrown at them bothered me a bit. that's the mark of a good film though, when a scene like that can stir and emotion in you like that. anyhow, my ass did hurt post movie and hey did i mention we got in free?? this girl that used to live next to us works there and has known the family for years..well, she hooked us up...good bless her...i love that jamie.

after cyn just totally fell right asleep right on my bed with no warning took her nap, we went to alex's and went out to martini's and sullivans.

DRUNKEN blogging, EPISODE III: The Saga finishes...or not

I cannot type on this fricking keyboard, it kill sme. nikki has the same mouse OH WAIT, not MOUSE, trackball as netshade. It's a frickin' conspiracy and I'm almost drunk enough to puke, but not quite. Just drunk enough to have numb lips. Damn that captain morgan. Amd vincent. The man that sold that shit to us in the first place. VINCENT you will be famous.


Britt is laughing at me. Which is well-deserved since I am thoroughly drunk for once. Yep once, twice
THREE TIMES A LADYYYYYYY.

I luuuuuuuv yewwwwww. Well not really. but we can pretend. At least pretend I know how to use punctuation. Which I don't, since I'm DRUNK.

BAD BRITT. she's laffing again. Like twice. and coughing too. Cause we are out of allergy medication.

In any case, I'm freezing my ass off right now. So off to get dressed. Yah I can't type on this frickin' keyboard. so what?

DAMN

ok done posting on tenpercent. oooh she left me a tissue.

DRUNKEN BLOGGING, EPISODE II: THE SAGA CONTINUES...........

it's too bad i'm not as massively drunk as i SHOULD be to drunken blog...but with this newfangled keyboard she has going on...i just may LOOK drunk....damn...i look technologically inept now. so anyhow, i had myself a good day today, i got to see a cool movie, and hang out with two of the coolest people this side of the Sangamon....well...thus far...but anyhow, i must redeem myself about the keyboard..it's nice...i'm just too stupid to use it...and nikki stinks and she keeps trying to drink the damn owl....i'll bet it's good drinkin' though.....she's now telling us the history of the damn owl...hehe...she's pretty funny...they both are...i recommend picking them up in your Drunken Section in the grocery store...

DRUNKEN BLOGGING:
Tonight's topic is... yes folks that is what this is. I am doing my very 1st drunken post, and Britt is so very kind as to let me do it on her blog. Tonight has been a great night of drinks, dinner (for me), and great conversation. Cyn is here from Washington and we are having a great time! I was in a very rotten mood earlier and thanx to their extra effort I feel MUCH BETTER now! Thank you guys! Ok, there is a whole lot of shit being talked about here tonight so... before I go I will tell you about the guy we met at County Market tonight.. his name is Vincent and.... yes, you guessed it- he carded me. It is true, 3 drunk gurls come in and buy rum and he CARDS me! So there!! I do believe his picture will be posted sometime on Cyn's blog, she was the one with the camera tonight, not I. So... I will be off now!

quick post before i go to work...yea, cause i'm cool like that. and DESPITE popular belief, i did NOT run cyn off...she'll be back..tomorrow, we're she and some other people going karaokeing. in fact, my big Road Trip begins tomorrow around noon. Indianapolis, Here i come! yes, i'll take pictures..who knows, maybe a gallery.

and a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!

it's the long awaited First Post of the Year 2003. ok, well, it sure wasn't waited for very long. but nonetheless, moving on...cyn is back and better than ever. i mean that this time. i was actually able to go get her just in time on tues, go to her site to see pictures. and for the record, passing out by accident on the couch can lead to cyn sitting on you. that bastardo..argh. anyhow, it WAS a blast at diana's...like when isn't it though? seriously, if she ever throws a party and invites you, GO. i've had a blast every time. there was a tiny fight between joey and macaire...basically more of a yelling match, which was both shitty and immature on BOTH their parts, but i didn't see how it ended; i left the room. that shit pisses me off when people let themselves regress back to 5 years old like that...especially at a party with other people...sheesh. anyhow, other than that, it was awesome, and NO, i didn't get drunk. that's right, everyone's favorite irish girl did not get drunk.


the next day we...oh, i mean cyn, recovered...i guess..she's a damn good drunk, no pukey and she's in good control. we went back to my house and i actually fed her...now all i have to do is allow her to go to the bathroom when needed and i'll be totally redeemed. later on we went to dinner at applebees with my parents and bill and barb, then off to alex's to watch The Boondock Saints. man, i love watching that over and over. when i grow up, i wanna be in the Irish Mafia...wherever that may be. anyhow, cyn is property of chris now...poor guy, he had to come here cause if i had driven halfway, my entire family would have had a conniption. so out of THAT respect, as well as the inpending guilt, we had him come here. Bless His Heart. and he's a good guy too..well, he better be, i don't toss cyn off with just anyone.


in other news, eating is less of a chore for me and the brand new metal in my mouth. it's just a matter of re-learning how to eat. as well as shoving food to the sides of your mouth, but eh, you get used to it; it's well worth it. the swelling has gone down too, though i still talk a little funky, but hey, it's now a part of my charm.